did you say it?

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

p1nkm4n:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

p1nkm4n:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

prolethean:

girls who touch your arm while they talk are so dangerous

"I think it’s important I stay connected to every part of my personality. I play basketball. I rock climb. I paint. I’m a little bit scattered, but it’s so I can convincingly play all these characters."

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Aila Wang, niece of Alexander Wang, is my new favorite person

taint-licker:

I guess u could say im a Gamer Girl ;)

taint-licker:

I guess u could say im a Gamer Girl ;)

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