i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me
go follow my personal colouredcheeks thank u :-)
"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????
i haven’t been on tumblr in so long everyone has changed their urls and i have no idea who anyone is hmph