did you say it?

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

dogalyst:

Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me

go follow my personal colouredcheeks thank u :-)

ppatroklos:

magic girls fallen stars

they are the cosmos come to rest in bodies of flesh and bone, with supernova eyes and black hole hearts, entire universes trapped inside. sometimes the stars leak through and worlds drip from their fingers like blood. they are careless destruction incarnate, all the secrets of space bound to earth in a form that can barely contain them, and even then not for long.

toastoat:

"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????

ranch

berriesandcreamftw 

i haven’t been on tumblr in so long everyone has changed their urls and i have no idea who anyone is hmph

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